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in the News: Excuses, excuses: Anna Nicole has plenty
We were wondering when Anna Nicole Smith's people would start
spinning her totally inebriated behavior at last week's American
Music Awards as being caused by anything other than, well, inebriation.
MSN.com reports that Smith & Co. are blaming her loopy,
slurring, stumbling performance at the AMAs on being dehydrated,
exhausted and myopic.
Smith
Smith, who was carried into the venue by two bodyguards, introduced
Kanye West like someone shot with a tranquilizer gun. The world
around her was moving at the pace of reality/live television
while Anna Nicole's brain apparently was submerged in some sort
of syrupy, pharmaceutical cocktail, struggling to navigate the
baffling world of coherent speech. Smith's lawyer, however,
tells the New York Post that her onstage behavior was due to
being nearsighted.
"She couldn't really read the TelePrompter because she
has bad eyes. She flubbed a line, but she's fine. Anna did numerous
other interviews afterwards where it's obvious that she's fine,"
he said. Really? All we saw was Smith being carried by a bodyguard
backstage. Anna herself told an "Entertainment Tonight"
reporter that she needed to be carried around because her legs
were tired from working out hard. Sure -- who hasn't seen Jessica
Alba or Jennifer Garner (two actresses notorious for their tough
workout schedules) being carried around town? Yeah, we haven't
either.